Ohio Impromptu

Get a job at a magazine or as a published author and plagiarize something they wrote. ...or kill them.

I'd buy a castle (or at least a large house) in Russia, set up a recording studio with all the music equipment I'd ever need in the basement and invite ...

Grades alone aren't what people are looking for when hiring for the good jobs. However, they look at the grades because they show you can work hard and are motivated ...

Thanks all. I do appreciate the mercilessness. Any more thoughts?

Correction: I now know that I will need to be on at 3am. This better be worth it.

I think that requires me to be on at 1 in the morning. With my new found nocturnal habits, I may show up after all.

Only through bones and peanut brittle will the sun become a lightglobe like the one in the fridge. Wow, i think I surprised myself with that.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." I did that for about three days last year. I got punched a lot. I had a book with ...

This is my first attempt at poetry in quite a while, so this could be interesting. Be merciless. That day I took a walk in the rain, across a piece ...

Most Robbie Williams songs. I'm not sure if that's sad or not.

GAH! Sorry, I didn't realize it had been done. *noob moment* Red and Black 3 quarter length sleeves shirt with "Bubba Gump Shrimp Co." on it, and blue jeans. I ...

My way worked rather well. Instead of writing about meeting your muse, I wrote a letter to him. This might now work for everyone (or anyone for that matter) but ...

My muse's name is Sergio Velasquez and he lives in a room identical to mine. I hate him, so much. Just writing that, I feel like I wanna do this ...

If Robert Ludlum hadn't given me a break every once and a while, I would have suffered any number of heart attacks during the Jason Bourne series. The same applies ...

I haven't seen any of your other work, so I can't judge this in comparison to anything. However, I really do hope you've gotten better at writing in the last ...